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Ah, finally.

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Hey, my name is Nix!

Speaking as a long fan of PlayStation, I am officially a PS4 owner. How I acquired my PS4 is an utterly vile story. :p

Awhile back I purchased a Pearl drumset on the wonderful website known as Craigslist for a whopping $60. And later I used that same drum set to trade for my PS4, and oh I was so ecstatic. I had just paid basically only $60 for a PS4, four games, and two controllers. I saw my stepdad bring it in and opened the box and literally kissed it in utter happiness. The next morning, I took it over to my grandmothers house so i could use her TV to test it out.

I cracked that box open, and there they were...


ROACHES. EVERYWHERE. BABIES. ADULTS. EVERYWHERE. ROACHES.

AND I KISSED IT THE NIGHT BEFORE, MY LIPS TOUCHED A ROACH NEST.

In a panic, I threw out the box and put the PS4 in about 10 walmart bags and tied them. I was moving to the west coast tomorrow, so I threw it in our truck and it took us about three days to get to Vegas. I left it in that truck for a whole week, hoping the vile creatures would die out. And that, they did.

Then, I removed the case and saw it. The rotting corpses of my enemies, melted to my hardware..everywhere.

A bottle of lavender scented rubbing alcohol, a box of Q-tips, and electronic screen wipes was all it took to clean it out. My resources were limited, but I feel like the operation went smoothly.
 
Yours is the strangest story I've ever heard about getting a new PS4...
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Welcome to the Forum..! :)
 
That......is........the best introduction in the history of this forum. Not gonna lie, when you said vile, my mind was starting to wonder if the story involved a back alley and some "favors" for a PS4. Then I read on :) But this is just classic.

Welcome aboard.
 

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